Bombed Last Night

Bombed last night, and bombed the night before
Going to get bombed tonight
If we never get bombed any more
When we’re bombed, we’re scared as we can be
Can’t stop the bombing sent from higher Germany.

They’re over us, they’re over us,
One shell hole for just the four of us,
Thank your lucky stars there are no more of us,
‘Cause one of us can fill it all alone.

Gassed last night, and gassed the night before
Going to get gassed tonight;
If we never get gassed anymore.
When we’re gassed, were sick as we can be
For Phosgene and Mustard Gas is much too much for me.

They’re warning us, they’re warning us,
One respirator for the four of us
Thank your lucky stars that three of us can run,
So one of us can use it all alone.