Oh It’s A Lovely War Sung By Courtland & Jeffries

Up to your waist in water,
Up to your eyes in slush
Using the kind of language,
That makes the sergeant blush;
Who wouldn’t join the army?
That’s what we all inquire
Don’t we pity the poor civilians sitting around the fire.

Oh! Oh! Oh! it’s a lovely war,
Who wouldn’t be a soldier eh?
Oh! It’s a shame to take the pay.
As soon as ‘reveille’ has gone
We feel just as heavy as lead,
But we never get up till the sergeant brings
Our breakfast up to bed.

Oh! Oh! Oh! it’s a lovely war,
What do we want with eggs and ham
When we’ve got plum and apple jam?
Form fours! Right turn!
How shall we spend the money we earn?
Oh! Oh! Oh! it’s a lovely war.

Oh! Oh! Oh! it’s a lovely war,
Who wouldn’t be a soldier eh?
Oh! It’s a shame to take the pay.
As soon as ‘reveille’ has gone
We feel just as heavy as lead,
But we never get up till the sergeant brings
Our breakfast up to bed.

Oh! Oh! Oh! it’s a lovely war,
What do we want with eggs and ham
When we’ve got plum and apple jam?
Form fours! Right turn!
How shall we spend the money we earn?
Oh! Oh! Oh! it’s a lovely war.

Come to the cookhouse door boys,
Sniff at the lovely stew,
Who is it says the Colonel gets better grub than you?
Any complaints this morning?
Do we complain, not we
What’s the matter with lumps of onion floating around your tea?

Oh! Oh! Oh! it’s a lovely war,
Who wouldn’t be a soldier eh?
Oh! It’s a shame to take the pay.
As soon as ‘reveille’ has gone
We feel just as heavy as lead,
But we never get up till the sergeant brings
Our breakfast up to bed.

Oh! Oh! Oh! it’s a lovely war,
What do we want with eggs and ham
When we’ve got plum and apple jam?
Form fours! Right turn!
How shall we spend the money we earn?
Oh! Oh! Oh! it’s a lovely war.

Oh! Oh! Oh! it’s a lovely war,
Who wouldn’t be a soldier eh?
Oh! It’s a shame to take the pay.
As soon as ‘reveille’ has gone
We feel just as heavy as lead,
But we never get up till the sergeant brings
Our breakfast up to bed.

Oh! Oh! Oh! it’s a lovely war,
What do we want with eggs and ham
When we’ve got plum and apple jam?
Form fours! Right turn!
How shall we spend the money we earn?
Oh! Oh! Oh! it’s a lovely war.

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